My swing is so bad, I look like a caveman killing his lunch
— Lee Trevino
You know what they say about big hitters…the woods are full of them
— Jimmy Demaret
A leading difficulty with the average player is that he totally misunderstands what is meant by concentration. He may think he is concentrating hard when he is merely worrying
— Bobby Jones
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun
— Jim Bishop
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle
— Anonymous
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course
— Hank Aaron
Forget your opponents; always play against par
— Sam Snead